legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

(via derpingchanyeol)

things I can’t imagine

• someone having a crush on me
• someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
• someone getting happy because I messaged them first
• someone thinking about me, in general
• someone wondering how I am
• someone finding me attractive
• someone doing something to try and impress me
• someone asking their friend on what to say to me 
• someone wanting to get to know me

(Source: smelly-kat, via derpingchanyeol)

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

(via yongguksanal)

• normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
• me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING